Good news--Jude has a stocking now. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to find a cute one for him like Asher's, but thankfully Pottery Barn Kids is still trying to get rid of last year's, so for $5.99, no one gets left out. It should be noted that this is the only preparation that has been made for his arrival.
I find it funny that for someone who has never put up her own tree and would prefer to omit most of the "Christmas traditions" from our lives altogether, I feel the need to make sure everyone has coordinating stockings. While I don't really like the over-commercialized aspects of the holidays, I do like things to match.