Thursday, January 3, 2008

an open letter to the person who googled "how to sew bumpers" and found himself or herself here

Ugh! Upon re-reading this post title, I found an ugly pronoun-antecedent agreement error. This unfortunate grammar mistake has been corrected. You have to point these things out to me, guys!

Dear Above-Mentioned Friend,

As I was perusing my site meter information, I noticed that you googled "how to sew a bumper" and found yourself at this happy little blog. I can only imagine your disappointment.

But I did want to address you on the off chance that you may attempt to sew a bumper the way I did. I am a total hack who probably shouldn't be allowed to own a sewing machine. I broke every rule in the book and if you were to examine my handiwork closely, you would probably send me a check to buy my child a decent bumper.

I hope you were able to find a helpful link and complete your project sucessfully. This site is many things...a sewing tutorial, sadly, is not one of them. But thanks for stopping by anyway.

All the best,

Ok, now I'm really on a blog break.


hilarylarson said...

love the new look & i covet your ability to blog, it is a great BLOG not blahhhg. :)

adrienne said...

you pimped your blog!! very nice...

Anonymous said...

Hi, I saw your blog on my sister-in-law's blog (Silvia Marquez) and I was wondering, how do you decorate your blog like that? It's so cute! My is boring a blah! Just curious.

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